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ISIS bans pigeon breeding because seeing birds'

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ISIS bans pigeon breeding because seeing birds' genitals overhead offends Islam


Strange | 206920 hits | Jun 02 2:38 pm | Posted by: N_Fiddledog
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Jihadis operating in the group's 'Euphrates province', which stretches from Anbar in Iraq to Dier ez Zour in Syria, told pigeon breeders they had one week to stop the practice or face flogging.

Comments

  1. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:28 pm
    They must wear tin foil under those turbans.

  2. by avatar 2Cdo
    Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:47 pm
    "raydan" said
    Starting to wonder if there's anything that doesn't offend Islam. :?


    Even islam offends islam. :lol:

  3. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:21 pm
    "Newsbot" said
    ISIS bans pigeon breeding because seeing birds' genitals overhead offends Islam

    Posted By:
    2015-06-02 14:38:38


    Some days it's just too easy to make fun of these assholes. :lol:

  4. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:55 pm
    Wow, penis envy over pigeons. No wonder they're so angry and violent, they're suffering from micro-penis rage.

  5. by avatar andyt
    Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:58 pm
    Pigeons don't got penis'. They have a cloaka, which you really have to search for under the feathers.

  6. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:04 pm
    "andyt" said
    Pigeons don't got penis'. They have a cloaka, which you really have to search for under the feathers.


    What the hell is a cloaka, something you use to conceal a daggera?

  7. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:08 pm
    "andyt" said
    Pigeons don't got penis'. They have a cloaka, which you really have to search for under the feathers.

    Yeah, I'm familiar with the biology, it's just not as funny saying someone suffers from cloaca envy though.



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