Loud sex noises land woman in jail

Who the f does the Telegraph have writing stories for them?

A company Christmas party wound up in our motel room. We could hear the noises from a couple in the room above, and a friend's wife grabbed a broom and pounded it against the ceiling. She yelled "Yo' momma teach you to yell like that honey? There ain't NO MAN that fucking good. Now Shaddup!"
All of us were

I guess, judging from her response, that BSA has changed its company logo to BLA.

Her neighbours are more likely jealous.

Some friends and I lived in a fourplex while in university. The walls were thin and next door we had three women sharing another apartment. One of the girls was very vocal when she was being nailed, and one night my buddy had enough. He yelled out, 'Finish her off for fuck's sake, the rest of us want to sleep.' You could hear the guy laugh, and one of the girls moved out shortly thereafter.

Miss Gemma was causing a disturbance in her Council housing after having been ordered to knock it off. The lesson here is to get up off the bed and go get a job and pay for your own place where you can scream to your heart's content.