Culture clash lands one man in jail


Strange | 207047 hits | May 04 12:44 am | Posted by: N_Fiddledog
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Noble Yahudah Ben Ysrael was in court today for a pre-trial hearing for a traffic violation of driving with a revoked license. Even though he was born in this country he says he is not a U.S. citizen but a citizen of the United Nation Of Yisrael.

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  1. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Sun May 04, 2014 10:35 am
    Doesn't want to play by the same rules as everyone else. Deport his ass back to the great state of Riker's Island for awhile and see if the other inmates give him diplomatic immunity. :roll:

    I guess teaching kids for a couple of generations about how "special" or "different" they were is really paying off. Now, every half wit, troglodyte, elitist walking upright thinks that the world revolves around them and their half baked ideas so, they should be able to do whatever the fuck they want.

  2. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sun May 04, 2014 11:20 am
    Sounds more like this individual and his United Nations of Yisrael are suffering from mental illness. How large is the Mental Health Facility at Rikers Island?

    Clarence needs some serious help.

  3. by avatar andyt
    Sun May 04, 2014 3:23 pm
    Him and Clive Bundy should be cellmates.

  4. by avatar saturn_656
    Sun May 04, 2014 3:23 pm
    Culture clash? Hardly. :lol:

  5. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Sun May 04, 2014 4:15 pm
    We're thinking of this as a small, little, family sized, Westboro Baptist style cult though. Is that completely correct?

    Would this not be an offshoot of the larger family of black theology religion? Don't they believe in that black Israel thing?

  6. by avatar saturn_656
    Sun May 04, 2014 7:38 pm
    The guy thinks he's part of some sort of sovereign entity.

    Nutty like the Freemen.

  7. by avatar sandorski
    Sun May 04, 2014 7:58 pm
    "andyt" said
    Him and Clive Bundy should be cellmates.


    ...or at least should join forces.

  8. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Sun May 04, 2014 8:03 pm
    I think these guys might be more one of these...

    Black Hebrew Israelites (also Black Hebrews, African Hebrew Israelites, and Hebrew Israelites) are groups of black people mainly in the United States who believe they are descendants of the ancient Israelites. Black Hebrews adhere in varying degrees to the religious beliefs and practices of mainstream Judaism. They are generally not recognized as Jews by the greater Jewish community unless they undergo certified conversion approved by Conservative or Orthodox rabbis. But, many Black Hebrews consider themselves � and not mainstream Jews of European descent� to be the only authentic descendants of the ancient Israelites. Many choose to identify as Hebrew Israelites or Black Hebrews rather than as Jews to indicate their historic connections.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites

  9. by avatar andyt
    Sun May 04, 2014 10:20 pm
    "sandorski" said
    Him and Clive Bundy should be cellmates.


    ...or at least should join forces.

    I'm sure Clive would be delighted to have some slaves working around the place. GIve those poor, degenerate folk some meaningful work to do too. With a name like Noble, maybe he could even work his way up to house person of color.

  10. by avatar Jabberwalker
    Mon May 05, 2014 12:32 am
    "house person of colour"

    How quaint.

  11. by avatar andyt
    Mon May 05, 2014 12:38 am
    I believe it's the correct term of the moment.



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