[Newsbot]

Title: Wildlife experts ponder gender of Santa's reindeer
Category: World
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2008-12-19 10:27:59

[Bacardi4206]

Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.

There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.

[Hyack]

Bacardi4206 Bacardi4206:

Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.

There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.

And a Very Merry ...."holiday season" to you...have you ever considered joining the Westboro Baptist Church...

[Choban]

Who Cares?

[Hyack]

Choban Choban:

Who Cares?

And a fitting "holiday season" gift for you too.

[ShepherdsDog]

Bacardi4206 Bacardi4206:

Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.

There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.

A lot of humour seems to elude you.

[Choban]

Hyack Hyack:

Choban Choban:

Who Cares?

And a fitting "holiday season" gift for you too.

Thanks for the coal, more than I expected for Christmas.
What I meant by Who Cares is.... Why are we even worried about this? Don't we have enough on our plates as a society that we shouldn't have to compare reigndeer genders? I'm guessing whomever conducted this little study got a government grant to do it, that would be the irony of our time wouldn't it.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or whatever???

[Yogi]

Bacardi4206 Bacardi4206:

Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.

There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.

I'll sell ya Samantha Kings' bathtub to go along with those snot rags!

[fifeboy]

Choban Choban:

Who Cares?

I bet they are geldings, and Choban gelded them in the traditional Sami manner, crushing the testes with his teeth!

[Strutz]

Someone just sent us an email joke about this very subject...

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[Choban]

fifeboy fifeboy:

Choban Choban:

Who Cares?

I bet they are geldings, and Choban gelded them in the traditional Sami manner, crushing the testes with his teeth!

You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.

[fifeboy]

Choban Choban:

You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.

Come to my house son and that's just the chaser. Here is the main course


Cheers!

[Choban]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love good Scotch