ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
The dirty little nipper.
He lined his ass with fiberglass,
And circumcised the skipper.
Away away with the fife and drum,
Here we come full of rum.
Lookin' for women to paddle our bum,
In the North Atlantic squadron.
In my dad's day they had their daily rum ration on ship, but when I served we had a pop machine that dispensed beer. While at sea, you were only allowed wine or beer, but while alongside the mess was the place to get primed before hitting town, or if you were an OD(OSUT) with a curfew.
Hehehehe... I love that song.
There was a whore from Montreal
Who spread her legs from wall to wall
But all she got was sweet fuck all
From the North Atlantic Squadron.
Still have a Christmas Party where the Chiefs and POs cook dinner and the Officers serve it. We had a mighty pot of moosemilk at ours this year.